We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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