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  • 84 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:13am

    Stephhhhhh. You would

  • 87 73
    Submitted by MollyB on Feb 8, 10 at 8:05am

    haha, success.

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 11:06pm

    In soviet russia lesbo sex has you

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 5:59am

    In soviet russia, there is only gays.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:01pm

    @11:31 One correction; your, not you're. -ing words are known as gerrunds and are treated as nouns. I still agree with you wholeheartedly: if you don't think it's funny, then gtfo

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 12:08am

    OH SCISSOR!!!

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:27am

    Just lol'd in class. What an ass.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:08am

    Hope they're hot.

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:08am

    Go lend a real dick.

  • 74 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:40pm

    Did soviet russia died?

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:01pm

    12:01 it is you're as in "you're fucking retarded"

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:50pm

    That's funny shit

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:29pm

    In soviet russia lesbo neighbors have sex with you!

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:00pm

    Nice!!!

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:17am

    12:39......google it and find out.....804....that is too funny....I'm on my way....roflmao

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 11:45am

    Soviet Russia kill youself soviet Russia kill yourself Soviet Russia kill youself soviet Russia kill yourself

  • 71 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:17am

    In Soviet Russia lesbo sex hears you!

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 5:30pm

    Fuck soviet russia

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 2:55am

    Lol people who get seriously offended that people post soviet Russian jokes obviously don't have enough problems in life. You don't think it's funny. Get over it. Don't read it. You'll know it a USSR joke just by reading the first three words. -sephy

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:51pm

    Actually 6:01 try saying it with you are. It doesn't make any sense. So it is in fact your! Retard!

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 11:22pm

    I bet your neighbors go/went to lcb. Or live in the district.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 12:39am

    How do lesbians have sex?

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 8:24am

    This gives new meaning to Morning Wood, right? Probably too early for carpet munching so they probably go with plastic (with batteries) unless they are playing tug of war with no hands and a dildo! lol

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:39pm

    Actually 8:51, it is indeed you're. "You are fucking retarded!" makes perfect sense, whereas "Your fucking retarded!" is incorrect. The latter is using the possesive form, so you my friend, are fucking retarded.

  • 66 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:02am

    I'm getting so tired of this fake ass shit. Im just waiting for a text to start "i never thought this would happen to me, but..." Don't know I waste my time on this site.

    • 61 85
      Submitted by anon33 on Feb 8, 10 at 11:31am

      I suggest you never, never come back here. You're bitching about fake texts is literally more fucking intolerable than the goddamn Soviet Russian bullshit. Maybe you should just kill yourself. Please and thanks.

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:13am

    5:59 lmao... I hate that guy