your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
send nudes
from the living room?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
