Little spoons don't ask big questions
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We don't watch enough power rangers
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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