Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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