I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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