I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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Must be a lot of anal and priod-fucking going on
I don't want to know how it could be THAT messy..
could be food, lube, blood, semen, liquids, urine
They make pads, good for squirters. Most drugstores sell them.
Have sex in the shower. Problem solved.
Shower sex; yum yum yum.
She may just OCD him right out the door with " butcher wax paper". That sounds like a super turn on......
put her in an adult diaper, cut a hole for your dick, and problem solved.
If he's beating the meat that hard...
Ooo, that's crinky!