I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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