new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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