So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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