hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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