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  • ask Steve Bartlett about drinking at a cubs game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 3:29pm
  • I'm pretty sure it is Bernie's fault...that bar is known to make 'normal, self-respecting human beings' turn into crazy drunks who make bad life decisions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 8:49am
  • no, white sox fans know exactly who steve bartman is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Who the hell is Steve Bartlett? I'm guessing you mean Steve Bartman? Lemme guess, White Sox fan?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 4:01pm
  • I also hooked up with a 40 year old after a cubs game....I wonder if it was the same chick. was she a red head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:09am
  • you did the right thing, you made her feel like the hottest chica in the room good job..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:19pm
  • nothing done after drinking all day at a cubs game is the best life decision!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 3:27pm
  • Hahahahahaha...no probably a cubs fan....white sox fans LOVE bartman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 4:50pm
  • re-reflecting on that night...best.night.ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 11:38pm
  • pssh married women are best, no commitment for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Yeah, agreed, it's "after the cubs game" that makes this a bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Not sure what is worse, kissing that broad or going to the cubs game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 5:51pm
  • being a cubs fan was the worst decision of your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:51am
  • bernies is the best but you should have taken that slut home bet u she could handle the d good and wtf how do u not know who the fuck bartman is he is the only dude banned from chicago

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 12:39am
  • Wow... seems this is happening a lot at Bernies! The exact same thing happened to me a couple seasons ago. except mine wasnt married...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:31am
  • You were in Wrigleyville. This means you either 2) made out with a dude or b) had sex with a tranny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:02pm
  • I think the worst thing about this text is that he is a Cubs fan...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 4:20pm
  • You were in Wrigleyville. You made with a dude or a tranny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Fuck the Cubs. Go Cards!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Go Cubs Go Go Cubs Go Hey Chicago what do ya say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:55pm
  • Opnathanooollllllloolllol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:31am
  • I think ur first mistake was watching a cubs game...

    Submitted by kellylynn19 on Jun 1, 10 at 6:08pm
  • Being a cubs fan isn't the best decision of your life either GO SOX!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:12am