Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
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ask Steve Bartlett about drinking at a cubs game
no, white sox fans know exactly who steve bartman is
I'm pretty sure it is Bernie's fault...that bar is known to make 'normal, self-respecting human beings' turn into crazy drunks who make bad life decisions.
Who the hell is Steve Bartlett? I'm guessing you mean Steve Bartman? Lemme guess, White Sox fan?
you did the right thing, you made her feel like the hottest chica in the room good job..
I also hooked up with a 40 year old after a cubs game....I wonder if it was the same chick. was she a red head?
nothing done after drinking all day at a cubs game is the best life decision!
Hahahahahaha...no probably a cubs fan....white sox fans LOVE bartman
pssh married women are best, no commitment for you.
re-reflecting on that night...best.night.ever!
Yeah, agreed, it's "after the cubs game" that makes this a bad night.
You were in Wrigleyville. This means you either 2) made out with a dude or b) had sex with a tranny
Not sure what is worse, kissing that broad or going to the cubs game.
being a cubs fan was the worst decision of your life.
Wow... seems this is happening a lot at Bernies! The exact same thing happened to me a couple seasons ago. except mine wasnt married...
bernies is the best but you should have taken that slut home bet u she could handle the d good and wtf how do u not know who the fuck bartman is he is the only dude banned from chicago
I think the worst thing about this text is that he is a Cubs fan...
You were in Wrigleyville. You made with a dude or a tranny!!!
Fuck the Cubs. Go Cards!!!!
Go Cubs Go Go Cubs Go Hey Chicago what do ya say?
I think ur first mistake was watching a cubs game...
Being a cubs fan isn't the best decision of your life either GO SOX!!