$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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