Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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