gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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