Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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