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  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 1:26am

    am i the only one that thought a girl wrote this?

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:48pm

    Why is this a text that should not have been sent last night, as the site header so boldy claims it should be?

  • 53 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:44pm

    City of brotherly love? Shit sets you free like youR a dove hidin rocks in leather gloves and stoppin fights with just a shove I'm poppin hoes sluts and bitches burnin em like witches punch a window get some stitches then I'm fixin up ya glitches

  • 47 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 8:45am

    FINALLY a 712! But I submit waaaaaaaaaaaay funnier ones and they never get posted.

  • 49 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:30pm

    Oh I get it! it's funny because the halfway house staff are assuming this gentleman thinks he's in a fraternity but he's aware of their assumption- and the fact that he is in a halfway house. - NOT Jeff

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:21am

    Stop with the Daddy thing. Enough.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:54pm

    Halfway House on Gilbert & Davenport in Iowa City. GUARANTEED

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:34pm

    ok.... now i just need to know what a halfway house is... sorry guys, I'm not american nor am I a native english speaker... help ;-)

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:05am

    I totally thought a girl wrote this!

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:54pm

    Charles Rutherford asks one question: did you see Brian Peppers there chillin?

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:45am

    I def think a girl posted this, fyi. But I think that someone on here was right, she totally went in and partied anyway.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:59pm

    If Brian Peppers Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Brian Peppers picked?

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:21am

    why was this shit sms even submitted

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:03pm

    I'm not gonna say first.

  • 41 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:05pm

    Haha. Older guy frat house…lmao

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:53am

    Thought it was a girl as well

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:46am

    to 1:26 AM.. i think that too

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 8:59pm

    Brian peppers is sexy

  • 39 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:40pm

    Is it bad that I know that this is the house on the corner of 34th and Powelton ave in Philadelphia?

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:39pm

    BITCH BUZZ here I am got my gat in my hand get in line cuz you're a fan you know I'll get rid of your man he Aint HOT like me block a shot like me smoke some pot like me and getta guap like me

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:49pm

    you still went in and partied, didn't you.

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:39pm

    oh.... like rehab?! hmmm :-)

  • 42 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 4:06am

    Do you want to know how I know I'm trying to lose weight? Instead of eating when I'm stoned I masturbate!

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:25pm

    how is this funny?! jeff, help me out....!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:24pm

    8-----------------------D

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:09pm

    You're never gettin' outta here again. -Willis!

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:49pm

    My rhyme make you laugh or were u brayin like a calf smoke a joint put out dat ash and sling a round of heady hash Lilkizzy b

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:39pm

    a place for recovering substance abusers/alcoholics/etc