You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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