Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
