another moral hangover. fuck.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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