This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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