Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
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