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  • A smart man would have just left.

    Submitted by LegalizeMe on Sep 30, 10 at 10:30am
  • grab their boobies

    Submitted by jimmyboy on Sep 29, 10 at 3:07pm
  • Blondes are for those that can't handle redheads!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 29, 10 at 6:09pm
  • This is sometimes the price of chivalry. But in the end, you've gotta be what Gotham needs you to be.

    Submitted by thebatman on Sep 30, 10 at 2:22am
  • That's what I call a good night - you feel so good in the morning having wiped up one strange chick's vomit and consoled one hysterical chick without fucking them. Makes you feel like superman.

    Submitted by 8DX on Sep 29, 10 at 4:02pm
  • Grab the one who is crying and fuck her. She will love you forever!!!!! Hip hip hooray for sex!!!! Yippee!!!!

    Submitted by niceman on Oct 5, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Well ya gotta take it easy on em American Psycho!

    Submitted by turdburgler on Sep 30, 10 at 12:55am
  • Well, did you at least make them breakfast?

    Submitted by schlock on Sep 29, 10 at 5:13pm
  • That blows man. You hope to score but you end up cleaning puke and pretending to care about the other one.

    Submitted by jaydawg on Sep 30, 10 at 12:24am
  • Dude... If you play this out correctly the next 24 houra could be golden! Worst case scenario, girls are the best wingmen ever!!!

    Submitted by sup3rmanw1ll on Sep 30, 10 at 1:12pm
  • No, no, no... You stick around, be the gentleman and be the nice guy, and then in the morning they both feel so guilty that they do Whatever. You. Want.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Sep 30, 10 at 11:41am
  • why dont you just stick you dick in the blonde one that is sleep on the toilet lol she wont remember in the morning

    Submitted by itouchlittleboys on Sep 29, 10 at 9:51pm