Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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grab their boobies
A smart man would have just left.
Blondes are for those that can't handle redheads!
That's what I call a good night - you feel so good in the morning having wiped up one strange chick's vomit and consoled one hysterical chick without fucking them. Makes you feel like superman.
This is sometimes the price of chivalry. But in the end, you've gotta be what Gotham needs you to be.
Grab the one who is crying and fuck her. She will love you forever!!!!! Hip hip hooray for sex!!!! Yippee!!!!
Well ya gotta take it easy on em American Psycho!
Well, did you at least make them breakfast?
That blows man. You hope to score but you end up cleaning puke and pretending to care about the other one.
Dude... If you play this out correctly the next 24 houra could be golden! Worst case scenario, girls are the best wingmen ever!!!
No, no, no... You stick around, be the gentleman and be the nice guy, and then in the morning they both feel so guilty that they do Whatever. You. Want.
why dont you just stick you dick in the blonde one that is sleep on the toilet lol she wont remember in the morning