I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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