I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
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Soooo.....texting during BJ is not allowed but surfing the internet on your phone is allowed. Good to know!
I would be pissed if someone even thought of getting out their phone while i was down on them...she must be a pretty classy gal with lots of self esteem.
fml is fmylife, ftw is "for the win"
"hahaha better to take vid and post while she thinks ur lookin up shit!!!"
Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!
this isnt funny, you're lame. if someone's sucking your dick why would you whip out your phone just to text your friend and tell them...loserrrr
word of advice- dont be rude when someone has your **** in their mouth, they could offended and bite...
ftw is fuck the world
what could one possibly be researching mid-head?
I know I must be retarded... What is FML or FTW???
its definitely "for the win" lol
its a guy that said that.........
and this should be forbidden.
i would walk out if he even got his phone out.......
ftw is "for the win".. "fuck the world" FTL
You stay classy, Albany.
I thought FTL was Fruit of the Loom...??
I thought it was F the world, but I guess I'm wrong....so then why would someone say "for the win" after saying FML? I'm confused...
not true. FTL = for the lose, dumb shit
I'm pissed that this was even allowed. However said this is a dumbass who uses FML too much, because fuck my life should never immediately precede for the win. FTW works, never FML if you're bragging.
you dumbasses, ftw means FUCK THE WORLD not for the win, that's stupid. he's saying fuck my life, fuck the world because the head obviously sucks. DUH.
are you a complete moron or do you just pretend to be retarded so you can actually be the cool guy in class? he's getting a blowjob and using his phone at the same time...
It was for the win way before fuck the world. Obviously there aren't any racing syndicate people out there. But ya look at the context. It wouldn't be for the win if that head was hot
hey hey, no hating on albs please! =)
although the poor girl is probs awful at sucking dick... sorry honey.
"you dumbasses, ftw means FUCK THE WORLD not for the win, that's stupid. he's saying fuck my life, fuck the world because the head obviously sucks. DUH."
you're a fucking moron. FTW has stood for 'for the win' for YEARS. Ever read Chuck Palahniuk? Even the worst blowjob is better than the prettiest sunset or whatev...
You sir, are the dumbass.
Wow... what is really sad is that people use dumbass acronyms like "fml" or "ftw" on a regular basis...and what is pathetic is that a lot of people know what they mean...
obviously it wasn't that great
Who would give someone a blowjob while they're using their phone? That's just sick.
hahaha better to take vid and post while she thinks ur lookin up shit!!!
I use it for FUCK THE WHAT!!!
no one noticed that this person was giving head to a GIRL? ...tranny?
Wow, your a deuce, and clearly shes a moron.
so lame. whatever happened to enjoying it?
doesn't surprise me at all that everyone knows FML it's like the fastest growing acronym in the country. Hell there's a website thats very similar to this one called fmylife.com
My boyfriend likes to talk on the phone while I'm sucking his dick. Its his thing.
Thanks... Im such the old 22 year old... Not familiar with all the lingo.
fml because it means it probably sucked, ftw since they were getting a blowjob....duh