Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
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Use any article of clothing you have... then seductively walk out in whatever clothing you didn't use to wipe your ass, or if you think she is into dirty sex, do the opposite and walk out in only the clothes you used to wipe your ass.
obvz use the sink as a bidet
go for the rolling brown out option lol
that happened to me once. she licked my muddy ass, puked my butt mudd into my mouth, then i puked onto her tits, then she squeezed butt mudd breast milk through a straw into my butt, then i shat that into a big slurpee cup that we shared.
time to hop in the shower!
wash that nasty butt!
AY BOI WASH YO ASS CUH
1:43 -- yeah, "Cuh"... i'm surprised the retard can read.
Next time Start that shower and invite her in!!!
....or go with 3:07 here said and take the 2girls1cup route... funny thing was he had to research the vid to get the play-by-play. only reason i know is because i did the same... and couldn't stop masturbating. furiously masturbating...
Make her toss your salad
holy shit. no really. haha thats awesome
I'm going with the sacrifice an article of clothing option. Preferably one sock for the initial attack, and use another with water just in case. You can buy socks, not a woman's respect.
i laughed so hard i shit myself!
Hit the shower quick!
Please tell me you are in Louisville. This would make it better
OMG i laughed so hard
Been there bro, shower that shit off
ya but I was wearing nothing but my gym shorts and this was like a 1 night stand. Anyways. I used old tissue paper that was all nasty and stuck together that was already in the trash can. Haha. I still got laid!! So it turned out not to be an FML moment
YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
LMAO oo man
yes i agree go wash that
This is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a long time
I think you should be with a girl you're more comfortable with. People poop. It happens.
I want to know what happened after this!!
nahh just use a magazine page and spend the time you are mud buttin to wrinkle it up and make it soft. it works
I agree w/ the above all options.
yeah, i saw along came polly as well...how bout u stop stealing shit
Shower or use any piece of clothing you can spare.. then RAT TA TAT TAT that ass.. .
I just want to know how he got out of it or what happened after.
omg laughing so hard, i got tears down my face
Hahahahaha....Oh my gosh, that's the funniest text ever!!! And the replies....LoL!!
lol awesome.. that'll show you!
this is some funny shit...LITERALLY!!!
Well, this is when you can find just how kinky this girl actually is....
Yea totally take a half shower and say you wanted to wash your feet. Soap and water and hand wash your hole.
hahaha, mudd butt!! classic
dude. use your shirt. prioritize.
Ask her to get you some....say you drank a bit too much water...
835..i really didnt need to know that...
Lol my area code, yay louisville!
MAKE HER LIKE YO ASS CLEAN
Goooood damn! Take a shower and knock the back outta that shit.
Thank God that girl was probably just your mom cleaning your shart stains ground on to your bed sheets
doing the exact same thing as above!!