Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
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Use any article of clothing you have... then seductively walk out in whatever clothing you didn't use to wipe your ass, or if you think she is into dirty sex, do the opposite and walk out in only the clothes you used to wipe your ass.
obvz use the sink as a bidet
go for the rolling brown out option lol
that happened to me once. she licked my muddy ass, puked my butt mudd into my mouth, then i puked onto her tits, then she squeezed butt mudd breast milk through a straw into my butt, then i shat that into a big slurpee cup that we shared.
time to hop in the shower!
AY BOI WASH YO ASS CUH
wash that nasty butt!
holy shit. no really. haha thats awesome
1:43 -- yeah, "Cuh"... i'm surprised the retard can read.
Next time Start that shower and invite her in!!!
....or go with 3:07 here said and take the 2girls1cup route... funny thing was he had to research the vid to get the play-by-play. only reason i know is because i did the same... and couldn't stop masturbating. furiously masturbating...
Make her toss your salad
I'm going with the sacrifice an article of clothing option. Preferably one sock for the initial attack, and use another with water just in case. You can buy socks, not a woman's respect.
Been there bro, shower that shit off
i laughed so hard i shit myself!
OMG i laughed so hard
Hit the shower quick!
Please tell me you are in Louisville. This would make it better
yeah, i saw along came polly as well...how bout u stop stealing shit
This is probably one of the funniest things I have read in a long time
omg laughing so hard, i got tears down my face
this is some funny shit...LITERALLY!!!
nahh just use a magazine page and spend the time you are mud buttin to wrinkle it up and make it soft. it works
I agree w/ the above all options.
I want to know what happened after this!!
Shower or use any piece of clothing you can spare.. then RAT TA TAT TAT that ass.. .
ya but I was wearing nothing but my gym shorts and this was like a 1 night stand. Anyways. I used old tissue paper that was all nasty and stuck together that was already in the trash can. Haha. I still got laid!! So it turned out not to be an FML moment
YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
LMAO oo man
yes i agree go wash that
I just want to know how he got out of it or what happened after.
hahaha, mudd butt!! classic
Hahahahaha....Oh my gosh, that's the funniest text ever!!! And the replies....LoL!!
dude. use your shirt. prioritize.
I think you should be with a girl you're more comfortable with. People poop. It happens.
lol awesome.. that'll show you!
Yea totally take a half shower and say you wanted to wash your feet. Soap and water and hand wash your hole.
Ask her to get you some....say you drank a bit too much water...
Well, this is when you can find just how kinky this girl actually is....
MAKE HER LIKE YO ASS CLEAN
Lol my area code, yay louisville!
835..i really didnt need to know that...
Goooood damn! Take a shower and knock the back outta that shit.
Thank God that girl was probably just your mom cleaning your shart stains ground on to your bed sheets
doing the exact same thing as above!!