Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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