You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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