Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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