when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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