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  • I am so jealous right now.

    Submitted by Synner on May 15, 11 at 2:39pm
  • Ha, you're lame.

    Submitted by anonymouse4 on May 15, 11 at 5:22pm
  • It won't be nearly as fun to go to the unemployment office in pjs and slippers.

    Submitted by justme09 on May 15, 11 at 2:47pm
  • Well on your way to being a productive member of society I see.

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on May 15, 11 at 11:11pm
  • get a job

    Submitted by coog on May 16, 11 at 12:38am
  • congrats!

    Submitted by awkwardaaron on May 16, 11 at 10:41am
  • I remember my FIRST graduation.

    Submitted by jaesm17 on May 15, 11 at 2:38pm
  • Slippers: hope OP is female.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 15, 11 at 6:35pm
  • You've gone from productive member of society to an unemployed alcoholic with one piece of paper.

    Submitted by haliganbar on May 16, 11 at 9:22am
  • When I graduated college the first time, I went to a bar instead of going to the graduation ceremony. It's okay to celebrate, just don't let it escalate to you winding up in a bar fight over an appetizer of fried pickles. That's another story though.

    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:40pm
  • fucking stupid.

    Submitted by pey0te on May 16, 11 at 10:15am
  • sounds like a Saturday in the army...

    Submitted by k3isgrody on May 16, 11 at 11:32am