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  • 45 33
    Submitted by Synner on May 15, 11 at 2:39pm

    I am so jealous right now.

  • 42 36
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on May 15, 11 at 11:11pm

    Well on your way to being a productive member of society I see.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Michguy on May 15, 11 at 6:35pm

    Slippers: hope OP is female.

  • 43 42
    Submitted by jaesm17 on May 15, 11 at 2:38pm

    I remember my FIRST graduation.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by anonymouse4 on May 15, 11 at 5:22pm

    Ha, you're lame.

  • 40 40
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 16, 11 at 9:22am

    You've gone from productive member of society to an unemployed alcoholic with one piece of paper.

  • 47 57
    Submitted by coog on May 16, 11 at 12:38am

    get a job

  • 39 41
    Submitted by justme09 on May 15, 11 at 2:47pm

    It won't be nearly as fun to go to the unemployment office in pjs and slippers.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by awkwardaaron on May 16, 11 at 10:41am

    congrats!

  • 33 39
    Submitted by pey0te on May 16, 11 at 10:15am

    fucking stupid.

  • 34 48
    Submitted by k3isgrody on May 16, 11 at 11:32am

    sounds like a Saturday in the army...

  • 35 57
    Submitted by KoolStoryBro on May 15, 11 at 11:40pm

    When I graduated college the first time, I went to a bar instead of going to the graduation ceremony. It's okay to celebrate, just don't let it escalate to you winding up in a bar fight over an appetizer of fried pickles. That's another story though.