I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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