It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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