need another drink. this is the easiest way
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Also, beer. Big fan.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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