Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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