I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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