Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

well if you came here i would keep you awake :*

(1-303): View more from Colorado

did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay

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(801): View more from Utah

how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.

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(515): View more from Iowa

He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.

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(650): View more from California

my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?

(201): View more from New Jersey

obviously you're part succubus.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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(631): View more from New York

Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?

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