that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
After tacos, we're chasing women.