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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.

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  This is god's gift to the unemployed.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Why does Corona taste like a burp?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy

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  Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.

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• (909): View more from California

  I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.

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• (858): View more from California

  It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.

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• (916): View more from California

  10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.

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