so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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