Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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