just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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