The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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