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  • 82 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:56pm

    In Soviet Russia, Neiman Marcus pukes on you!

  • 70 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:18pm

    Don't fuckin drive while doing anything. It's fucks like you who have taken so many of their own or others lives in wrecks.

  • 71 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:31pm

    Neimans doesn't have plastic bags...

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:05pm

    That would definitley suck if there was stuff in the bag because Neumann Marcus is so damn expensive! --Locke

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:32am

    They had this exact text on here before two other times that I know of worded exactly the same but with a different brand name bag. Repeat What's up with all the repeats lately?

  • 64 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:00pm

    Try submitting a text and I bet it doesn't make it. I swear they make them up.

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:28am

    I'm impressed, I've thrown up on myself and out my window while driving. Literally..still on motion, the side of my car was a mess and the ppl behind me in the next lane weren't too happy either

  • 62 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:38am

    I'm with you guys on the whole repeats thing. I've seen several repeats that aren't even funny and here, every time I submit one, it never makes it up here. I also know plenty of people who have auitted and theirs were never posted either. I'm not sure how they run this thing.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:18am

    Wow, OP. You lead a sad, pathetic life. Have fun with that.

  • 62 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:24am

    Neiman Marcus doesn't use plastic bags.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:47pm

    I brings bags along just in case never happed to me yet!

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:56am

    9:24 FAIL Knowing what kind of bags NM uses, and then typing it here in an anonymous post as if to tell the OP, "Aha! GOTCHA!!" is a way bigger fail than the OP's lameass tfln was!

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:20am

    I hope your $500 Juicy outfit was still in the bag......

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:26am

    Unless you were puking in a garment bag that isn't very likely. Neimans only uses paper otherwise.

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:03pm

    Obviously the mods make up all these texts, noones texts get used. This site has gotten so lame thanks to all the people under 21.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by lala2244 on Feb 26, 10 at 4:53pm

    This is actual my best friend's text that I submitted. So you can all suck it.\n\nAnd another thing. Don't hate on Badgers. We go to one of the top party schools in country all you should feel is jealousy.

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:39am

    *submitted. Damn I hate typing on this phone.