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  • 33 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:18pm
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    Don't fuckin drive while doing anything. It's fucks like you who have taken so many of their own or others lives in wrecks.

  • 37 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:56pm
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    In Soviet Russia, Neiman Marcus pukes on you!

  • 33 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:31pm
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    Neimans doesn't have plastic bags...

  • 33 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:38am
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    I'm with you guys on the whole repeats thing. I've seen several repeats that aren't even funny and here, every time I submit one, it never makes it up here. I also know plenty of people who have auitted and theirs were never posted either. I'm not sure how they run this thing.

  • 29 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:28am
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    I'm impressed, I've thrown up on myself and out my window while driving. Literally..still on motion, the side of my car was a mess and the ppl behind me in the next lane weren't too happy either

  • 28 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:00pm
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    Try submitting a text and I bet it doesn't make it. I swear they make them up.

  • 28 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:24am
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    Neiman Marcus doesn't use plastic bags.

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 7:47pm
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    I brings bags along just in case never happed to me yet!

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:05pm
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    That would definitley suck if there was stuff in the bag because Neumann Marcus is so damn expensive! --Locke

  • 26 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:20am
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    I hope your $500 Juicy outfit was still in the bag......

  • 27 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:32am
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    They had this exact text on here before two other times that I know of worded exactly the same but with a different brand name bag. Repeat What's up with all the repeats lately?

  • 29 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:18am
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    Wow, OP. You lead a sad, pathetic life. Have fun with that.

  • 28 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 8:39am
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    *submitted. Damn I hate typing on this phone.

  • 25 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:56am
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    9:24 FAIL Knowing what kind of bags NM uses, and then typing it here in an anonymous post as if to tell the OP, "Aha! GOTCHA!!" is a way bigger fail than the OP's lameass tfln was!

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:26am
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    Unless you were puking in a garment bag that isn't very likely. Neimans only uses paper otherwise.

  • 27 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:03pm
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    Obviously the mods make up all these texts, noones texts get used. This site has gotten so lame thanks to all the people under 21.

  • 16 11
    Submitted by lala2244 on Feb 26, 10 at 4:53pm
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    This is actual my best friend's text that I submitted. So you can all suck it.\n\nAnd another thing. Don't hate on Badgers. We go to one of the top party schools in country all you should feel is jealousy.

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