Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Don't fuckin drive while doing anything. It's fucks like you who have taken so many of their own or others lives in wrecks.
In Soviet Russia, Neiman Marcus pukes on you!
Neimans doesn't have plastic bags...
Wow, OP. You lead a sad, pathetic life. Have fun with that.
Try submitting a text and I bet it doesn't make it. I swear they make them up.
That would definitley suck if there was stuff in the bag because Neumann Marcus is so damn expensive!
Knowing what kind of bags NM uses, and then typing it here in an anonymous post as if to tell the OP, "Aha! GOTCHA!!" is a way bigger fail than the OP's lameass tfln was!
I brings bags along just in case never happed to me yet!
I'm impressed, I've thrown up on myself and out my window while driving. Literally..still on motion, the side of my car was a mess and the ppl behind me in the next lane weren't too happy either
They had this exact text on here before two other times that I know of worded exactly the same but with a different brand name bag. Repeat
What's up with all the repeats lately?
I'm with you guys on the whole repeats thing. I've seen several repeats that aren't even funny and here, every time I submit one, it never makes it up here. I also know plenty of people who have auitted and theirs were never posted either. I'm not sure how they run this thing.
I hope your $500 Juicy outfit was still in the bag......
Unless you were puking in a garment bag that isn't very likely. Neimans only uses paper otherwise.
This is actual my best friend's text that I submitted. So you can all suck it.\n\nAnd another thing. Don't hate on Badgers. We go to one of the top party schools in country all you should feel is jealousy.
Neiman Marcus doesn't use plastic bags.
Obviously the mods make up all these texts, noones texts get used. This site has gotten so lame thanks to all the people under 21.
*submitted. Damn I hate typing on this phone.