She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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