he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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you may have thought it was an "accident"... sorry but seriously, no one is that fucking supid
Does that actually feel good? Cause I kinda wanna try it. Lol
on your next date he will probably stick his dick in your asshole "thinking" it was your vagina. And out of pity you won't tell him it's the wrong hole. Guess what, sweetie -- he'll be in the hole that he wanted to be in and you'll be getting it up the ass. Better lube up..this is his next move. Word!
Sweetheart, he was going for your ass!
not a mistake. clever tactic. he's testing the waters for the next date.
Women always like a little butt fingering
I'm a little teapot......
agree that no one, not even a UT Austin alum, is so stupid that he can't tell the difference between an asshole and a cunt. So the OP got her asshole fingered and thought the guy was trying for her cunt. So the absolutely dumbest one is the OP. AND... the OP's cunt must be disgusting if the guy would rather shove a finger in her butt than her cunt. soooo-eey, soooo-eey...
Omg this same shit happened to me, and when it did I was like are you frickin serious right now I thought he was messing around but he was going at it. We broke up the next week...
O.o did you not enjoy it?
I wouldn't mind some butt fucking
Lol, requisite finger sniff. So true.
Hey 1:46 - It doesn't necessarily mean her "cunt is disgusting" just because he wanted to put 1 tiny finger in her ass - I've done that do a few girls with great looking twats - it just means I like a little ass play in my life. And what the hell does soooo-eey mean anyways?
or have self esteem issues about small tits or a big ass
im guessing he also thought this chick doesn't get wet? stupid made up shit
2.05 - sooo true...testing the waters ;)
Bet it was intentional. Unless he's 14.
Admit it, you loved it!
Yeah, IM sure it was accidentally on purpose!
Actually this has happened to me too, it wasssss his first time doing it, but it was fucking awkward. And after he still thought it was my vag, so he asked if he was good at fingering...
and you liked it! You should be happy.
1:46 has to be a stupid ass Aggie. No question
about that one. Seriously, are there any cool
Aggies? Every single one I've met are the biggest
1. I have a handful of friends over at A&M and I'm at UT. 2. The whole "soooo-eey, soooo-eey" thing makes it pretty obvious that 1:46 is a Razorback.
Haha that sucks. Did it at least feel sort of good?
he probably knew what he was doing.
Bitch, your cunt ain't that fucking tight. Or maybe
it is as loose as your roast beef pussy! Plus you
probably licked that finger clean afterwards! Slut
you should have pooped on his hand
I'm sure he figured it out after the requisite finger sniff
Aggies fuck farm animals
LMAO, and he told me, "That chick's cunt smelled like shit!"
I rather anal...than a guy shoving his fingers up my ass...it's like he's searching for something and like theres multiple fingers in there, where as a dick, it just goes in.
He knew it was your ass. You just want to think he didn't. The shocker!
ok that totally happens
at least the farm animals don't talk back
@ 2:29 -- I'd rather be an Aggie, or even this dipshit OP, than be from UT Austin. Hook 'em asswipes