Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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