Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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They weren't fucking around when they told him to "recruit by any means necessary".
University of Sucking Cunt
Well which is it? You think? Or you're definitely? Maybe USC has a good English program.
From someone here right now...best decision you'll ever make
Oh, La Cañada.
I wouldnt attend USC if they offered free tuition and put a gun to my head
A Bruin is good forever, but a Trojan is good only once
Bruins are an even bigger joke, fired a professor cause he had the "audacity" to go up against the California Air Resources board on their diesel engine policies which were based on some other guy who had a fake phd
I'm telling this to my friends!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha