I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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