Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Small penises have feelings too.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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