I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Non-Jews are for practice
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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