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  • 97 40
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 2, 12 at 11:21am

    You spelled cum wrong.

  • 66 44
    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 2, 12 at 10:49am

    He will come faster if you take it off

  • 62 58
    Submitted by friedbunnies on Feb 2, 12 at 10:56am

    I have a sex robe!!!! Glad I'm not alone...

  • 43 34
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 3, 12 at 2:50am

    Just smash yourself.

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Ace0311 on Feb 2, 12 at 11:17am

    If he doesn't, I will gladly take his place.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 3, 12 at 3:28am

    Is he dead? Shoeless Joe was.

  • 39 43
    Submitted by D71 on Feb 3, 12 at 2:01pm

    schwing ! lol

  • 41 51
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 3, 12 at 3:01am

    He doesn't have to be your field of dreams. Enjoy your own hot lingerie-ridden body and the feeling of slipping that soft robe right off your shoulders, as you let your hands wander over the curves of woman.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by threew0lfmoon on Feb 2, 12 at 11:28pm

    This is my life. Silk robe and lacy nighties. Maybe just maybe he will wonder on over.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 2, 12 at 11:11am

    Bad roommate bad!! I dint want to see and love with that level sad.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by connorprice on Feb 2, 12 at 5:00pm

    some of Bachmann's customers must be on here.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by blondecanuck on Feb 3, 12 at 12:26am

    Lol I thought I was the only one... Pathetic? That's how I feel dreaming for it..

  • 34 73
    Submitted by connorprice on Feb 2, 12 at 10:48am

    Girl, lookin' like a hooker & begging for men is Michele Bachmann's trademark. Find your own!

    • 40 49
      Submitted by VinSD on Feb 2, 12 at 8:41pm

      What a stupid thing to say..

      • 33 46
        Submitted by connorprice on Feb 2, 12 at 11:05pm

        You're stupid? Well that's not a nice thing to say about yourself!

        • 35 46
          Submitted by godzirra on Feb 3, 12 at 12:29am

          I'm betting your IQ is below 100.

          • 27 42
            Submitted by connorprice on Feb 3, 12 at 9:55am

            You have under 100 STD's? Well there's an accomplishment!