My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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