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  • one guy put them on me just moments after we first met. something about driving under influence or whatever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:33am
  • For me, it's never too soon. But I'm a guy, and I like that sort of thing. So, go ahead and click the thumbs-down button. I know you're going to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:48am
  • Talk about it, at least. The best way to have great sex the way you want it is to assert your desires. Many people are too afraid of their own kinks and quirks to enjoy sex, don't be one of those people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:49am
  • go on get freaky.... i think girls like it, well i know i do.... who wants boring just missionary sex anyways....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:10am
  • It's never too soon, but don't let it be too late.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:48pm
  • 1:07 DTMFA. Not being up for light bondage means he won't be hope for anything else fun either. Screw that. Find a man thats into it, or at least willing to try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Dude, you met when you were wearing black vinyl and chains. I think she knows.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:41am
  • Nebraska repesent? Huh? What the hell do you possibly know to "represent"?No scholls there so you never made it to grammer class? Present your ass to class and quit shucking and jiving to that ghetto talk, yea represent and shit homey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:09am
  • Unless you met at a sex party or club, you might want to stick to plain vanilla sex a few times just to establish some basic trust. And remember to negotiate before hand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:45am
  • Wow, 4:18 is both an example of too soon and not filtering the crazies good enough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:42pm
  • never too soon i am a guy and i think its hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:16am
  • Anonymous you can suck a dick!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:56pm
  • I surprised my girlfriend with a pair of the ones that slip over any door the day after our first date. Of course, she had let slip to me that she really really wanted a pair when she was drunk a week before that, so it wasn't a big risk on my part. Only downside is that between her being sick, or roommates being home at the wrong time, etc, we haven't gotten to use 'em yet. But we have 'em, and she wants to, and even better, she wants me... so I'm happy. /sappy crap Handcuffs ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Never too soon. I love that kinky shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:02pm
  • I had some freaky ass chick handcuff me then take the condom off my dick and proceed to fuck me telling me" I want your baby!" don't ever let a girl handcuff u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:18pm
    • I'm pretty sure that's illegal...

      Submitted by jltc on Jun 25, 11 at 12:55pm
  • This is my besties text!!! Yaaaay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:15pm
  • I don't get it; why is this funny - Michel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:21pm
  • 10:48 Good for you, but liking bondage and handcuff's is gender neutral. You don't like them because you have a Y chromosome, you like it because you're into it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:09am
  • It is never to soon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:59pm
  • It is NEVER too soon for that... ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:14pm
  • 1:22 It is fun, with the right partner (Bondage and one night stands? not exactly a good idea). Go get yourself a more adventurous man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:24pm
  • hahahahaha 4:18 your life sucks. way to fish out the crazies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:15pm
  • screw handcuffs! go for the heavy shit! haha let her peg you too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Gee 1:04, everyone else was posting useful advice or short quips. Way to be that douche who starts the not funny sexual assault jokes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:08pm
  • i've been with my boyfriend for 10 months and have wanted to use handcuffs since the beginning. he doesn't want to. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Lol nice one! Especially the authentic spelling!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 9:11am
  • I always run the risk of freaking out the person I am with because I like it rough and crazy, but if he isn't into that I don't push it. So at least have sex a couple times first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Jesus likes a little light BDSM play.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:37pm
  • neverrrrrrr....go for it!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:50pm
  • As soon as you find the key

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 4:43pm
  • I was totally there for that text haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 8:21pm
  • Too soon?? TOO SOON?!?!?!?!?!? There's such a thing??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 1:41pm
  • On halloween I used them on my guy... It was 3 weeks for us!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:01am
  • donkey punch her, handcuff her, and when she wakes up the ice will be broken

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 1:17 - I know! It's not like I'm asking to have him shackled and blindfolded too... I just think it'd be fun, especially because every time I go down on him he always grabs my hands so I can't use them to make it better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Fats Waller wrote an awesome song called "Find Out What They Like". They lyrics go 'Find out what they like and how they like it and let 'em have it just that way!" Listen to Fats!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 11:33am
  • Never-_-

    Submitted by untakenalias on Aug 10, 11 at 1:55am
  • I'd say at least 2 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:06pm
  • First date? Yeah, it's always time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Never I put them on a girl I just met

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Oh dear this is most likely Sarah..... Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Charles Rutherford says then you fed ur dog much like birds do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:31am
  • depends, did she bring her own?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:31am