Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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