Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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