this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
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Hey, at least you know that she's down with self pleasure. Run, don't walk to your neighborhood dildo store and pony up the bucks for a nice one!
9:47 under 18 is not too young for a vibe. Better to have one when your young and discover your body on your own then to, well, not.
11:09, urban legend. UTIs can be caused by any number of things, and prevented with proper hygiene and voiding the bladder after any sex act. it's also possible that a girl/woman will get UTIs no matter what she does because she is prone to them. sugary lubes and oral sex can also cause UTIs. what we need is to teach hygiene and give our daughters guidance. letting them figure these things out on their own is not going to help them.
3:58 If you were a natural birth then technically every part of your body was in your mum's vagina at one stage.
lol @ 12:10 I was thinking the same thing!!
Seriously, if an adult walks into a sex store and buys a vibrator how the fuck is anyone going to know it's for someone else. Its not like you sign a document that says you will not give it to anyone under the age of 18.
Ask your mom for money for one. Then BUY one. They're awesome.
Ask your mom for money for one. Those bitches are expensive. Then buy weed with the money.
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God made your arm that long for a reason.
i dnt like vibrators but why cant u buy them if ur under 18?? girls have the same needs starting from age 15 if u dnt have a screwed development and why in the hell would i want something that was in my moms vag to go in mine??
im over 18 and i live with my parents cause i go to school. its only for the summer.
using shower heads can cause UTIs so I would advise against that.
9:56 i sell them for a living, and it's illegal to sell one to a minor. look up your laws. i absolutely advocate vibrators, however not to the underage.
10:02 I realize it's illegal, but honestly theres worse things a 16 year old can have. And hell, even Oprah advocates giving teenage girls vibrators so they can explore their sexuality. I'd rather my daughter have a vibrator then go exploring herself with guys while she's young.
what is this? a FML...wrong site honey
Keeping atl classy since 1993!
it's solicitation of a sex act with a minor to buy your daughter a vibrator. you can be charged and registered as a SEX OFFENDER for "ponying up the bucks for a nice one." unless oprah is bailing you out of that somehow, save it for her 18th birthday gift.
teach her how to use the shower head, or daddy's toothbrush (especially if you're divorced, wink wink), and move on.
over 18? move out of your mom's house.
under 18? too young to own a vibe. wait until you grow up, for now use the shower head like the rest of us.
Borrow your Mom's vibe to see if you like it