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  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:42pm

    Don't we all want this simple life

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:30pm

    I call that a Tuesday

  • 74 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:29pm

    if the OP does this he may wake up with a sore asshole and a fist full of quarters...lol

  • 72 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:25pm

    4th 1:05 here i plan on doing this. over winter break with some sexy guys thanks for your idea :)

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 10:46am

    You say this like u done it before

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:05pm

    lets do this together. if youre a guy :)

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:35am

    I think people need to stop freaking out at tfln... Quit reading if you think it sucks so much...

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:14pm

    sounds shmexy. mmmmmm.

  • 61 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:57am

    please drink 38 beers as soon as possible so your dumbass dies and we have one less drunken jackass

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:22pm

    I hate the ppl who over analyse these texts and tell them what they should do. Just shut up and laugh cuz this shits funny as fuck

  • 57 49
    Submitted by reebugg on Aug 17, 10 at 1:52am

    at PSU we set our goals high. and always achieve. don't hate

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:32pm

    814 may be a penn state/erie area code, but i have been drunk and naked in that taco bell parking lot, and this poster is definitely from IUP.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:35pm

    Actually I'm from Allegheny haha

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:15pm

    Def psu. Bar tour hard core.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:01pm

    1:32 us a pussy who passes out after one Zima.

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm

    No, for sure sounds like a Bowling Green Student

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:50am

    It's what they want to do, not what they did or are going to do.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:41pm

    No, for sure sounds like a Bowling Green Student

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:17pm

    1:13 if they built up the tolerance they will

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:26pm

    go streaking while youre at it. haha

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:13pm

    Hopefully one would even wake up after 38 beers.

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:50pm

    from experience I think that everything awesome happens in the taco bell parking lot..

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:36pm

    It's wonderful to have goals.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:32pm

    penn state student? i hope.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:23pm

    so im def going to do something like this over winter break. <3 college

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    lets get a little bit tippppppsssssssyyyyyyy DONT STOP make it pop dj blow my speakers up tonight imma fight till we see the sunlight tick tok on the clock but the party dont stop

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:09pm

    Let's face it. OP has set their goals.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:33am

    9:12 you're fucking retarded.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:41am

    This is a terrible attempt at something funny. Fail.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:35pm

    Actually I'm from Allegheny fools

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:42pm

    you got me down. yeah you got me.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 6:50am

    146... Get out a little more often

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:39pm

    in soviet russia they shove 38 beers down your throat and eat the pizza off of your body

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:02am

    1:46 = LIAR. Get a fucking life loser

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:02pm

    1.32 is a pussy who can't hold his boooze. one one cooler and he is getting ass raped.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:18pm

    814 is a PSU area code

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:06pm

    I'm so cool. I love college blaaah

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:40pm

    I REALLY WANNA DO THIS. WITH YOUUUUUUUUU lets....f|_|cK

  • 41 51
    Submitted by slickerino on Jun 20, 11 at 7:03pm

    @9:16 814 is waaaaay bigger than just Warren. It goes from Erie to State College. There are plenty of Taco Bells in that zparea

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:12am

    All I wanna do is BANG BANG BANG to the op and the tfln fucker who put this through

  • 57 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:09pm

    This is hilarious! I don't think I STRIVE for these sort of evenings, but they definitely do creep up on me sometimes!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:34pm

    I don't understand why you'd want to drink 38 beers... It's too expensive, and you probably won't remember what you did. Unless it was over the course of the whole day. Then you'll probably be alright.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:06pm

    It'd be cheaper if you drank hard liquor.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:10pm

    Let's face it, op has no future.

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 9:16pm

    814 is Warren, PA. There is no Taco Bell in Warren. Nearest one is about 30 minutes north and there is no way someone is driving that far whilst that drunk.

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:21pm

    I bet 1:13's pussy ass get hammered after his one appletini. A 30 pack of beer is a good way to get ready for a hard night of drinking.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by slickerino on Jun 20, 11 at 7:03pm

    @9:16 814 is waaaaay bigger than just Warren. It goes from Erie to State College. There are plenty of Taco Bells in that zparea

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:32pm

    1:21 is a liar. Fucking moron.

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:46am

    You guys are all fucking retards. 38 beers=death. Don't any of you morons act like you've drank more than a 24 pack in one sitting. My 6'8 brother goes to the number 7 party school in the US, he weighs 280 and thats the most he's ever done and he got fuckin trashed.

  • 38 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    1:32 is a pussy who can't hold his booze. one wine cooler and he is getting ass raped and enjoying it.

  • 34 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 8:14pm

    How do these texts get on here? It's like they're not even trying anymore.